‘Two lagers and a whisky chaser Jackie…the speccy kid’s paying.’
Right then kid, you wanna know the truth do yer? Well it’s about time some fucker got my side of the story anyway. Make sure that thing’s turned on mind son, you’ve only bought enough beer for me to do this the once.
So here we go then, back to the beginning like.
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